Riddles · #100

🧼 The more you wash it

«The more you wash it» is an episode from the Riddles series by Two Lines — Him & Her. Him: «Listen: the more you wash it, the smaller it gets. What is it? Come on, you'll get it!» Short vertical dialogue, couple humor.

Him: «Listen: the more you wash it, the smaller it gets. What is it? Come on, you'll get it!»

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Transcript — Dialogue

Him
Listen: the more you wash it, the smaller it gets. What is it? Come on, you'll get it!
Her
If you wash something it gets clean, it doesn't shrink!
Him
No, think! I said: the more you wash it, the smaller it gets!
Her
How should I know! Maybe it's a wool sweater on ninety degrees in the washer!
Him
What sweater! It's the bar of soap! You used to be sharper when you were young!

Viewer comments

  • Olivia

    The punchline got me laughing at work. Highly recommend.

  • Mia

    Him & Her feel like our real couple in stick-figure form. Him: «Listen: the more you wash it, the smaller it gets. What is it? Come on, you'll get it!»

  • Chris

    Simple stick figures, painfully accurate. Riddles series rocks.

  • Alex

    Shared in the family group chat. Two Lines never misses.

  • James

    My partner and I argue exactly like this 😂 The more you wash it is spot on.

  • Sophie

    Twenty seconds that sum up relationship life perfectly.

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