Misc · #89

🧾 Splitting the bill

«Splitting the bill» is an episode from the Misc series by Two Lines — Him & Her. Him: «Split it fifty-fifty?» Short vertical dialogue, couple humor.

Him: «Split it fifty-fifty?»

Transcript — Dialogue

Him
Split it fifty-fifty?
Her
I had salad. You had three courses.
Him
We're sharing the experience.
Her
Then share the whole bill.
Him
Two transfers and we're done.

Viewer comments

  • Nora

    I know this bill argument by heart. Splitting the bill called us out.

  • Olivia

    «Then share the whole bill.» — two words, instant laugh. Two Lines timing is elite.

  • Sophie

    Looking for couple comedy on bill? Watch Splitting the bill: sharp, true, zero filler.

  • Alex

    Shared with family. Unanimous: «That's you on bill.»

  • Mia

    Misc + bill = lethal combo. Splitting the bill deserves a replay.

  • Tom

    Real vignette energy: bill, two characters, no fluff. Well played, Two Lines.

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